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February 12 My Valentine's Day PoemDieting and Valentine’s Day while Low Carbing
You’re on a diet, and it’s almost Valentine’s Day, a day filled with love, romance, jewelry, roses, and of course CHOCOLATE. I just read an event challenge at our Biggest Loser Million Pound Matchup Site, that was challenging others to do without chocolate and instead consider writing poetry for the event.
Well, I am on a low carb diet and that means I don’t have to do without chocolate on Valentine’s Day, and while I’m not much of a poet, I decided to write one answering the need for chocolate not only on Valentine’s day, but any day I want it. So here is my poem.
Valentine’s Day Poem, by Shari
It’s Valentine’s Day, and it’s all about love…
A kiss on the forehead,
A kiss on the cheek, A kiss on my lips, A kiss so unique… A box filled with Chocolates,
A box filled with Roses, A box filled with jewels, A loved one proposes, I can live without your Roses,
I can live without a Jewel, I can live without proposals, But NO CHOCOLATE, hey that’s CRUEL. LivinLaVida Low Carb is my Plan
Because Delectible Chocolates They Understand. While searching for the best Chocolate near and far, I found it in a Choco-Perfection LivinlaVida Low Carb Choco Raspberry Bar. Chocolate on a diet is a no-no you say,
Well, I just checked the carb count, And I can have these bars every day. Happy Valentine’s Day Everybody… January 22 HAPPY BIRTHDAY JODIOK Imagine I am singing in my loudest and most off key voice!!!!
Happy Birthday to you!!!!
Happy Birthday to you!!!!!
Happy Birthday Dear Jodi and my Biggest Loser Million Pound Matchup Friend,
Happy Birthday to you!!!!!
LOVE YA<
Shari January 16 Someting funYou know YOU ARE LIVING IN 2008 when...
1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.
2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.
4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.
5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses. 6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries.
7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen.
8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it.
10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your
coffee. 11. You s tart tilting your head sideways to smile. : ) 12. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.
13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message. 14. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.
15. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on this list. AND NOW U R LAUGHING at yourself. Go on, forward this to your friends. You know you want to. |
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